https://steemit.com/freewrite/@improv/callous-5minutefreewrite

And my new punday post will be up in about an hour. I'll edit this comment to include it as soon as it's ready.

Here it is! https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/start-2018-with-a-laugh-and-an-opportunity-to-win-punday-monday-28-and-prize-announcements-for-the-last-punday-of-2017