Me Vs Traffic light Vs Police officer

Earlier this morning while I was driving down to work, the traffic light held everyone before the roundabout with a stop sign which is signalled with that glowing red light. As we stopped, something wonderful took my attention away. It was a young and beautiful damsel who is working in a filling station close to the junction where everyone was held in the traffic.

This young lady's shape is like that of a Coca-Cola bottle and her smile is like that of a female angel who is preparing to take her bath. Her ukwu (ass) is a cause for alarm because it can send a man out of his matrimonial home to come chasing this lady around. I can't take my eyes off her and within this short space of analysing her, the traffic light has ordered about 3 batches of the vehicles in my own lane to move. Series of shouts and abuse has been gifted to me but I didn't know because I was carried away.

When I regained my cautiousness, I realised that the traffic light is showing green again and a police officer is already standing next to my car. He asked me why I have been staying idle on the junction for over some minutes and my reply was "The traffic light is ablobs and that is why I didn't move". The police officer became angry and he asked me for the meaning of Ablobs. I told him that Ablobs is the moment when a decision is not clear. I told him that the traffic light's decision is not crystal clear and that was why I couldn't move. As a good Nigerian, I mustn't endanger other people's lives.

As we were arguing about my inexisting grammar, we realised that other vehicles are not also moving despite the traffic light showing gree. The police officer approached other drivers to ask them what was wrong but to his greatest surprise, they all shouted on the top of their voices that "The traffic light is Ablobs". The police officer fainted.