I have the one-hundred-and-eighty-first most powerful reblog account on steemit! And here's how I'll use it

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

This is a parody of the article I have the third most powerfull reblog account on steemit! And here's how i'll use it by @steve-walschot


Wow! I am the number 181 most powerful reblogger!

No-one sent me a message. My friends are few and far between. But I found this link: https://steemdb.com/accounts/followers_mvest?page=19

It turns out that my account, next to @sweetsssj and @teamsteem, has the most combined followers weight on steemit.com, meaning how powerful a reblog could be in terms of reaching other powerful people.

Yes, I know. Out of 100k accounts my newbie account (2 months old tbh) is at number 181.

Thank you all for following me, whatever weight you have.

Now I start realizing what potential weight I can reach when I reblog a post, here's how I'll use these 'powers' of the people behind me.

I will upvote a post at the thirty minute mark in order to maximize curation rewards. Then I will reblog to all my followers because I believe in the post.

Now if all my followers would give those reblogs 1 simple upvote, it can make a huge difference to my curation reward...and the author of the post... Win-win!

I will not spam you with reblogs!

I just feel like I need to say that with great power, comes great responsibility, and I feel I must do something with the weight behind me.

After all, there is such thing as karma. I strongly believe I'll get more back than what I've given.

Self-interest and circlejerking is what makes a community


Follow me to make sure you don't miss my next post

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Upvoted, but I did wait till the 15minute mark.

Read it at the 30min mark :P

You and about 15 bots that follow me. Wait...are you? Just kidding ;)

Hey, I weigh 99kgs, does that make me a bot?

I'm compelled to upvote this at the three-week mark, to match the disciplined 15-minute upvote from @azurejasper, lol.