Furby's Terrifying Revival

Amazons Furby Deal for Prime Day...  

Everyone remembers these little fuzzy creatures from over a decade ago. No doubt if you owned one you have even had recurring nightmares of how they would come to life in the middle of the night like a gremlin and spew out slews of racial slurs and obscenities. 

Well they are back and connected as ever! Welcome in the new and improved terrifyingly alive Furbys! Better yet, grab one at a discount on Prime day from amazon! 

This thing is supporting 150 new eye changing animations, active phrase memorization, and a world connect app, that you know will have a BUNCH of zero day security vulnerabilities being exposed in the near future. But they got one thing right this time, they added a sleep mask, which presumably will keep this thing quite when you need it to be. 

Damn it kid! Dont feed that thing after midnight! 

The poor unsuspecting bastard child didn't know any better. 

If anyone has one of these things still. Feel free to relive your most terrifying experience in a reply here so we can laugh with (at) you. JK, but yeah I would like to hear it.

Enjoy the new night terrors that ensue.