Minnow Meets Whale Whama Jama
Comedy Open Mic Week #4 Crypto bro hopes a competition will get him that get out of trouble pay out. He's hoping a whale will find his contest and make the magic happen in his life. All while his girlfriend demands he get a real job and pay her back.
so any Minnows looking to connect with some quality Whales....
just upvote and resteem this post
any whales looking to support some much needing minnows....
just upvote for real 100% stylee and resteem this post
crypto bro about to make some serious connections!!
Big Love my Peepoles!!!
i nominate
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Haha, this is brilliant. Enjoyed your video, crypto bro. Thanks for making the connections happen on steemit.
Nice @take5 yes, more than satisfied to bring the whales home!
butt linking service huh?
👍👍 👍- sounds sticky!
Haha I worry that my minnow-butt won’t have the capacity to take on the love that a whale can offer.
lol, yeah mine too! hey @bubbleboy come join us in @comedyopenmic / #comedyopenmic, your profile icon makes me suspect you'll fit well into our little community of funny-boners!
btw. lots of upvotes to be won, new followers comes in the hordes here, and not to mention the SBD and Steem prizes and last but not least the glory of winning every round!
Done and done. Digging the contests and submissions
really look forward to seeing your entries! you get 2 each round :)
You got a 4.98% upvote from @brupvoter courtesy of @bubbleboy!
yes.... it is true... whale cock is large, but a butt stretches.
yes.... it will be very sticky.... it's all about getting in there with a personal touch.... the way i feel people is what makes the difference with my contest. real minnow to whale intimacy
I've upvoted everyone who showed their support to up-butt...ahem, I mean upvote to support your new program
nice one!
Ha ha, I love it crypto-bro. All shaved up with no place to go! It's the opportunity I've been waiting for, I got a collaboration proposal for ya from steemits premier baking KungFu master. Hooking whales with sweet treats and muffin madness. I want in on the crypto-bro minnow connection services. I'm gonna re-steem this tomorrow to cast the net wider and see what bling the seas of steemit bring ;-)
dude your in....we really need a baker with some attitude!
🍩🍪🍰 🥔🍞🥖🎤🍞 Bringing the 'Pain'. Gluten intolerants better watch out! ;-)
This is one of the bright spots in these dark times and much thanks for that. I thought this was your new apartment at first as ppl know some of us downsizing these days waiting out the drought. I be feeling mad pressure to get a job as well but this changed my mind. Keep pumping this stuff out Big Daddy B.
i'm glad i have given hope. i'm gonna find you a fat ol' whale to get cozy with
Please, whales, for the love of all that is holy please sign on to Crypto Bro’s important initiative before the unthinkable happens... and his girlfriend makes him cut his hair.
He could tell his girlfriend he's growing it out to sell it... that could be a job. Hair maker XD...
very good point @ronyxoxo its like i'm already working hard at growing this hair...girls be expect'n so much these days....
XD...Who can blame us.
it's support like this that lifts my spirits. i'm gonna find you a big fat whale. My hair is a temple...she wouldn't make me cut it would she?
I hope not, but we should never underestimate the scorn of a woman with a maxed out credit card
hahaha i love you buttcoins
guys, guys. this butt is ample and abiding. plenty to go around!
hey get in line, i claimed his butt first!
DAMMIT! I need another butt now
Crypto bro gluing us all together! How could you say no to a clean and shaven face like that haha!
full shave, full heart, full sticky... whales and minnows are meant to get stuck together....im just here to connect the dots
Crypto Bro is all shaved up!
gainful employment be damned!!
Thinking outside the box inside the box. "What's in the box?" Crypto Bro is one of my favs. You look so different without the beard. Still good and a lot younger.
a wee youngin..... haha ... boxes in boxes...so meta
Sounds like a great plan. What could possibly go wrong? haha.
thats what im say'n... a win win contest. certain to succeed