Dr. Geezer Joke

 An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.  He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." 

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  He went to Dr. Geezer's clinic and this is what happened. 

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?  

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."  Dr. Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"  

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." 

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  

Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."  

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."  

Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!"  

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." 

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.  

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!" 

 Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back." 

 Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..." 

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." 

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