Funny English language.

The English Language

have you ever ever puzzled why foreigners have drawback with the English Language?

Let's face it English is a Funny language. There is no egg within the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English truffles were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We mostly take English as a right but when we examine its paradoxes we discover that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers do not fing. If the plural of enamel is enamel mustn't the plural of mobilephone sales space be phone beeth If the trainer taught,Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats veggies What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?Why do humans recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and force on parkways You need to wonder on the particular lunacy Of a language where a condominium can burn up as it burns down And wherein you fill in a type by using filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by means of persons, no longer desktops And it displays the creativity of the human race(Which of path is not a race at all)this is the reason When the celebrities are out they are visible however when the lights are out they're invisible And why it is that when I finally end up my watch It begins but when I finish up this remark,It ends.