What's Your Porn Name?

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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This is just a quick and pretty much pointless post this morning but I thought it could be some fun..

With the news Trump had an affair with "Stormy" Daniels it had everyone at work talking about it and that also led us to creating our own Porn Names.

This is what you do..you take your first pet's name and the street name you grew up on and add them together to get your porn name.

For instance my first pet was a cat named Teddy and I grew up on Bridgeview Drive so I'm..

"Teddy Bridgeview"

Yeah baby! 😎🍆

What's your porn name? Sometimes they get pretty sweet so leave it in the comments and I'll give you an upvote if you make me laugh.

Have a great day,

@goldenarms

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"Nanook Neely" GA always steeping out there.

Woah that sounds like a native name, I like it! 😁 Thanks for being the first fearless participant Ray B

Leave it to Ray to have dated Pocahontas!

Whiskers Idlewild 😂😂😂😂

Oh my god that's a winner!!! Whiskers hahaha Ok that's gold bud 😂😂😂

Jarret Parker

Teddy, nice to meet you. I'm Ralph DeepRiver

Oooh that's a great one too! Ralph DeepRiver lol

My cousin is good friends with Ron Jeremy.. creepy lol ;)

My name is Allan Glenarden

That's not very sexy bear, but u get an upvote for participating. And RJ is creepy as all hell! 😲

Yes! Great post for a Friday! I had a dog named sunny and I grew up on San Francisco street so Sunny San Francisco!! Although I kinda like my name of clit splitter or solid snake!! 👍🏼🍺🥓

Hey that's a groovy porn name. The other two just kinda scare me bud lol

This is a very interesting social experiment.

How many people will willingly give up their personal information for a "contest"?

Did you know that both of those items are actually security questions for many of your personal accounts? :)

Oh c'mon, we blog our lives on here so I don't think this is going to lead to people having their identities stolen. Booo to you sir! I can guarantee I'm not using my dead cats name for a password or the street I lived on 21 years ago lol

Not for a password, but for Password Recovery!!

Think about it. These are 2 of the top 10 questions. And you usually need to fill-in 3+ questions from the list!

Maybe if your pets still alive and you used it yes I could see that maybe being one of the questions. The street name I've never been asked and chances are we're not still living at the same address anyways.. It's not like I'm asking for your mother's maiden name, last four digits of your bankcard, childhood friend or anything like that, nor do we know anyone's real names to do anything with that info..And really anyone that knows you would know most of those questions anyways right? I get what you're going after but I don't think this was really a security risk for anyone to have their Facebook accounts taken over, Debbie Downer!

Lol, I wasn't trying to say this is a security risk as much as saying how easy it would be to trick people into giving away their personal information with"contests" that give the participants nothing of value.

It happens all the time on Facebook and other social media.

The movie "Now You See Me", or whatever it was called with the magicians, used that type of trick on the rich bad guy in the movie. It's a clever little trick to steal "secret" information that people don't realize they're giving away!

Miss kitty Tujunga.......😐

pickles springridge :)

Pickles Springridge! My new favorite 😂😂😂

You can never go wrong with a pickle ;)

my name is mas broe .. i am born in the longest state..and i have a beautiful and funny binoculars his name sexsiana..karna he is too sexy and beautiful make a man can not stand mengodanya, to do masturbation in front of sexsiana let sexsiana excited.

Bahahahha I have no idea what you just said but it was the greatest thing I've read all day and so you get an upvote 😂

hahaha ... it's about a beautiful and sexy prostitute ... is in the lure of a masher who has a lot of money.
thank you already vote me ..
and I hope my friends vote again.

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