clever old man

An elderly man in Louisiana claimed a vast farm for quite a long while.

He had an expansive lake in the back. It was legitimately formed for swimming, so he set it up decent with park tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One night the old rancher chose to go down to the lake, to look it over, as he wasn't there for some time.

Before he went, he got a five-gallon can to bring back some natural product.

As he neared the lake, he heard voices yelling and chuckling with happiness. As he got nearer, he saw it was a pack of young ladies thin plunging in his lake.

He made the ladies mindful of his presence and they all went to the profound end.

One of the ladies yelled to him, "We're not turning out until the point that you take off!"

The old man answered, "I didn't descend here to watch you women swim exposed or influence you to escape the lake bare."

Holding the bucket up, he said... "I'm here to feed the crocodiles !"

Some old men can even now think quick.