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Someday, I'll go there. I'm always being invited to the place. If I go there, then I can't be here. If I'm not here, who's going to feed the cat?

I have heard stories of your cat. she's very needy.

Yeah. Damn cats these days. Would you like to buy a used pussy?

I'm not convinced there will be much of her left after you. I will pass on the offer but do greatly appreciate it.