Nothing in here

in #funny8 years ago


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Hello my friend.
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So... You have chosen to explore this random article. Well, I admire your curiosity, but I am afraid I have to disappoint you. There is nothing in here. Just a few words. Just some black letters in front of a background. No Nietzsche, no Einstein, no nada.
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Sorry hombre. You can leave now.
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Bye.

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You are still here?
Ok, I see - You think that this is going somewhere. You expect some meaningful content, to extend your mental horizon. Some new insights that shift your perspective of the world fundamentally in a new direction.
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Nope! Nothing of that sort in here dude or duderina.
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Bye. Seeya later alligator. Goodbye, adios and Auf Wiedersehen.
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Oh my god. You are still here, aren't you...
Ok. You are putting some pressure on me now.
Please go.
It would be so easy... Just click your Return-Button or close the tab in your browser...
But NO, you have to be a rebel don't you...
Other people are having fun, are studying, having sex or are breaking a world record in this precious moment of time. They are using their time wisely. But you... You sit in front of the laptop, wasting your time reading a senseless article. On top of that you are probably sitting there in your underpants, I assume.
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Listen to me carefully... There is no point in this article. This is it. You won't get anymore than that. Just senseless gibberish from an anonymous writer. So for f**** sake, please go. Spread your wings and fly you little child of nosiness.
Fly... fly, fly... like an eagle.. so high..
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OMG do you see what happens, when you are pushing me? I am a very sensitive person. I can't handle that much stress. I don't want to disappoint you. Like I said - There is no sense in here. NOTHING, NADA, NIENTE. I told you so! But NO... You didn't listen. And now we are here. Great. Ok... I suppose we two agree, that this is getting boring now. I would like end it here, even if I will disappoint you hard, because you are probably still expecting at least SOMETHING...
NO! Like I said in the beginning. Nothing in here. Okay. The last time now...
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Goooooodbye...
Bye. Adios Amigo.
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Oh my fucking god. Really?

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NO!

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Leave me alone!
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