Upvoted and followed. That first one reminds me of freshman year, a local band and a slam-dance; I went into the bathroom and after finishing went to wash my hands, turned and kinda fell towards the sink, put both arms out and rested against the wall on both sides of the mirror with my forearms, and then looked up -- to see that the mirror had turned into a huge spider-web!

I don't recall hitting my head, but I'm certain that it wasn't broken when I walked in...