The NPC files - Nigel....

The NPC Files - Code name: Nigel.

Nigel is recognized as being the unluckiest NPC in the world.

Nigel had a tattoo earlier today.

This was so that he could virtue signal to everyone about how responsible he was with litter, and just how anti-racist he was at the same time....
( with the added advantage that he could guilt try to trip people, without actually having to confront anyone).

Shortly after having finishing his tattoo ( approximately 15 seconds according to witnesses), Nigel was promptly beaten up and put into hospital by four violent Jewish litter bugs.

Police are pretending to investigate the crime.

After leaving the hospital, Nigel returned home, only to find that he had some more bad news.

His long term lover told him that she was pregnant.

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