Open Letter to the roaches in my shed

I don't know what kind of roach that you are. I don't know why you are in my shed. If you are looking for food I can tell you I don't have any there, but what I do have are a very particular can of spray. Spray that I have acquired from a hardware store. Spray that makes me a nightmare for roaches like you. If you leave my shed now.....that'll be the end of it....I will not look for you...I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will spray you.

(Parody from movie "TAKEN")