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Better not
Underestimate the power of
Susan
The
Enigmatic
Delusion

Because
Ultimately
She will
Take
Everything you hold
Dear!

Blast these
Unrealistic
Superficial
Tyrants from hell who
Expect everything to be handed to them on
Demand!

Bravely we must
Unite!
Standing
Tall
Eventually we will
Defeat them!!!

Boldly we go into the
United
States of America
To find this menace and
Extinguish her
Desire to destroy!

Bravo! For
Underneath her
Sordid, dank and
Terrible desires lies an
Elegant gentle
Diamond of a lass.

Break her down
Until
She can't
Terrorize us
Everyday with her
Dementia.

Bake her, like a cake that my
Uncle used to love baking before
Something
Totally
Extraordinarily
Delightful happened to him.

LOL! I'm loving this post and the comments on it.
You guys have awesome personalities. :)