Do not get wet in the rain

The boy is in the girl's house At one stage of the message, the boy was given the opportunity to speak privately-

Girl : So, what did you decide?

Boy : I have a wish before making a decision.

Girl : What do you want?

Boy : You'll be wet with rain once.

Girl : Oops! You romantic!

Boy : Yeah, that's not the case. The amount of makeup you have made, you will not be able to see your real face in the rain.

Here is the another one :-

After two years from abroad, Rimon returned home and found a six-month-old baby in his wife's lap. So she said to the wife-

Rimon : Whose child?

Wife : Again, me.

Rimon : What! Tell him his name! Who has done such a big defeat to me!

Wife : Do not say.

Rimon : Tell me, who is he? Shiman or Shimul!

Wife : No.

Rimon : Then surely Satan is the Gemini!

Wife : No, it's not.

Rimon : Then who?

Wife : You only talk about your friends, can not I have any friends? :) :) :)