I Write For You Song To Sing!

in #funny6 years ago

Every now and again, I, @NoNamesLeftToUse, will lose my mind.
Today is one of those now and agains.

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Hit it!

It's one of those days when the internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Oh! The internet sucks.
Yeah!
It's one of those days when the internet sucks and I just want to use words like...

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Yeah!
The internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks and I just want to kill cuz the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks.
Can't get my work done, the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks so I'm just going to pout all day.

Oh!

It's one of those days when the internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Oh! The internet sucks.
Yeah!
It's one of those days when the internet sucks and I just want to use words like...

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Yeah!
The internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks and I just want to kill cuz the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks.
Can't get my work done, the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks so I'm just going to pout all day.

Oh!

It's one of those days when the internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Oh! The internet sucks.
Yeah!
It's one of those days when the internet sucks and I just want to use words like...

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Yeah!
The internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks and I just want to kill cuz the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks.
Can't get my work done, the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks so I'm just going to pout all day.

Oh!

It's one of those days when the internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Oh! The internet sucks.
Yeah!
It's one of those days when the internet sucks and I just want to use words like...

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The internet sucks.
The internet sucks.
Yeah!
The internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks and I just want to kill cuz the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks.
Can't get my work done, the internet sucks.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
The internet sucks so I'm just going to pout all day.

Hey!

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I know... I know...

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Does this mean you are bringing back this award? :)

Might take a dump here and there to help spruce the place up.

Do you use the same image name for this? I need a notification for its arrival on the chain.

It's always Shit Post Award, unless I use the one with sprinkles.

@isaria Can you please record this song!!!!

:)

Nice song

LOL! Nice song indeed.

I wouldn't mind if everyone sang it, maybe add their own verse, I don't care, just make it go viral!

lol that would be glorious.....I'll get Shane to play triangle on it as well!

Please do it! I'm begging!

lol We gotta do it now!
@swelker101 are you in or out??

Wait, you said the request was for triangle. You added that!!

oops, wrong account

Oh I want in, can we do a duet?

Best song ever. Slap a beat on that shit. Mix it. Master it. Put that mfer on itunes. I'd buy it. You got a dollar.

I'm surprised it hasn't gone viral yet to be quite honest. Nevermind, bidbots. Do I have a dollar? No. Bidbots... They took everything LOL!

I think they call this an "earworm" tune.

More like
an ear parasite.

ohhhh ear parasites are the best!

I like how they wiggle!

I have daze like that too. Enjoy a good beer and your favorite words. Hell take the day off and screw the internet.

I've been trying to screw the internet all day... can't find the hole.

What poetry... I'm taken aback really I am..., that is just wonderful work.

'There was a young lad named Jack...
Who had a very bad back...'

Er... that's probably enough.. just not in your league :)

Cuz he was talking smack...
And they went on attack...
All they could see was black...
WHACK WHACK WHACK!
Don't smoke crack.

Sigh.... more talented than me..

At least you still have... uhm. Fingers.

Head banging or grunge sound or country western ballad, I could not get a hip hop sound in my head but then again I don't listen to much music anymore. It will be interesting to hear a head banging sound or grunge rock sound of it.

I can hear the screeching in the microphone of fuck fuck fuck fuck, the internet sucks refrain, but also hear it as an REM love song type sound also, but I think best would be a Johnny Cash burning ring of fire sound.

You could throw any sound at it,
And it'll be a number one hit.

You could throw any
Sound at it, And it'll be
A number one hit.

                 - nonameslefttouse


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

I recently discovered Maori reggae...

I'm afraid to google it.

Try YouTube - Just some Maori guys doing reggae occasionally with Maori lyrics, but what a mix of geographic areas. lol

To the tune of "God Save the Queen"?

Ha! That might work!

It does work! (I tried it on my kazoo)

You should hear it on the didgeridoo!

You will be required to fill out a questionnaire before your internet connection is returned to normal:

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They sure don't make them internets like they used to...

It was all good until the bots got involved. Down hill since then.

no it wasn't... That's just not true.

before the bots we had steemcleaners report on trending everyday, Whaleshares on trending every day...

5 shitty writing that had delegation on trending.

While the bots have been messy, it is at least a surprise.

A banjo tune all the way! Not to be played in close proximity to a hatchet or other sharp pointy object.

Absolutely some banjo material right there!

There are more f**ks than in a rap song!

Almost but not quite!