A Truck Driver and the Brothel

in #funny8 years ago

A truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, 

"Here's $500, give me a bologna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have". 

The madam says, "But sir, for $500 you can have the finest meal and the most beautiful girl here." 

The trucker replies, "I'm not horny, I'm home sick". 

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Ha thank you!

Hahaha that is funny!! 😁