Reddit jokes hot 25 on 2017-08-10

1. I had a vasectomy because I didn't want to have kids.
2. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
3. Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
4. An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian are in a maternity ward waiting room
5. When Bill and Hillary first got married
6. I once dated a girl who had a twin.
7. What do you a call a really fat psychic?
8. There was a cross-eyed teacher who got fired
9. What organ can expand to 10 times it is size............
10. A man begins to suspect he has a tapeworm, so he goes to the doctor...
11. A husband and wife were in a shipwreck and ended up on a desert island...
12. I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self.
13. What did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife?
14. A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman...
15. What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
16. I love volunteering at the AIDS clinic.
17. Would you remarry?
18. Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.
19. I don’t know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...
20. A pianist is applying for a job playing piano in a fancy restaurant.
21. I once thanked a French guy to death
22. Japan's worst kamikaze pilot
23. Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
24. A joke on telemarketers from Seinfeld
25. What are you drinking there, son?

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