Aaah, My Eyes - Comedy Open Mic Round 11 Entry 2

in #funny7 years ago

Being short poses a lot of struggles and limitations. Some of these can be life threatening.


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When I'm driving at night and a car comes from the opposite direction. I have to be creative and avert my eyes to avoid the light which can then lead to a whole new set of problems, like losing sight of where the road is.

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Ha ha ha I know exactly what you mean ;)

It sucks being short, haha.

Every cloud has a silver lining - I think being short also means we can fly under the radar ;D

True, I've discovered I'm really good at finding stuff, maybe cuz I'm closer to the ground.

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Vertically Challenged I believe it's called 😂

Haha, also horizontally when I'm reaching over for something. Thanks for stopping by.

Lol.
You should install a mirror in front of your car, so the car light from the opposite direction will bounce towards him.

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