And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

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Everyday I look up "biggest waste of a human's time" and everyday I find something new.

Today it was a 42 year old Swedish guy named Martin Ströby who set the "record" for shoving 81 matches up his nose.

When I was in 6th grade, there was a kid on the playground who would do the same thing and not once did he ask for any fanfare. Do you know what we call that guy now? Mr. Mayor

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