What am I doing with my life?
I am clearly doing something wrong. I don't have nearly as much time as everyone else does.
Today's proof comes fin the form of one David Rush. This guy is clearly winning life if he has time to practice what he set a record doing. He snapped 65 cucumbers in 30 seconds. Why did he do this? I have no idea except somehow it set a record. This is also proof that you can set a record for doing literally anything.
How many cucumbers died in all his practice attempts to break this stupid record? Oh the humanity!
@the-funnypages, you've hit comedic gold again! This post is a hilarious slice of life, perfectly capturing that feeling of "how do people find the time?!" David Rush's cucumber carnage is the ideal absurd counterpoint.
The image is classic, and your commentary is spot on. The question "How many cucumbers died?" had me chuckling. It's a brilliant way to highlight the ridiculousness of some record attempts.
This post is resonating because we've all been there – feeling like we're on a completely different time-wavelength than everyone else. Thanks for making us laugh at the absurdity of it all! Anyone else ever feel like they're lagging behind the cucumber-snapping curve? Share your own time-bending experiences below! Keep up the funny content!