A magician and a parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different

each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain`s parrot saw the shows every week and began

to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started

shouting in the middle of the show." Look, its not the same hat!" "Look, hes hiding the

flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician

was furious but couldnt do anything, it was the captains parrot after all. One day the

ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the

middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other

with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot

finally said, "Okay, I give up. What`d you do with the boat?"