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red looks good on me

@traf,
Dude I also watched a similar type of p0rn movie, but the only different is,
It was not your wife, it's your friend's mom lol :D
According to that, now you have to sex, so good luck Traffy lol :D

Cheers~

you watch all the weird porn categories

You could tell her you were going to check the size so you could buy her more lingerie

my wife has a 'custom size'

The bigger question is why does your wife go commando?

she's hairy enough that it doesn't matter

You just need to explain that you want to gift underwear for her so you have to try it so you know the size .