She's Not Impressed

in #funny5 years ago

Me dirty dancing behind a hottie at the club

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@traf,
Dude put your d!ck out while hot dancing, she might impressed by seen that tiny one lol :D

Otherwise you can't make her impress lol :D

Cheers~

she sure looks it

Just wait until you sprinkle a little fertilizer on it to make it grow

when it comes to fertilizer i like to go directly to the source

Haha most girls don't like my version of dirty dancing. Apparently slipping them the finger is a little to far


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slip it in the drink first before you slip it in them

Ironically, the plant has got some moves

it's probably for luring goombas in a mario game or something

Lol . Most likely you have different notions about dirty dance

so that her heart pounded the cat pretended to be ignorant