My Jewish Banker ProblemsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #funny8 years ago

In August I received this email...

On Aug 23, 2017, at 4:52 AM, Ms. Ella Golan wrote:

I am Ms.Ella Golan, I am the Executive Vice President Banking Division with
FIRST INTERNATIONAL BANK OF ISRAEL LTD (FIBI). I am getting in touch with
you regarding an extremely important and urgent matter. If you would oblige
me the opportunity, I shall provide you with details upon your response.

Faithfully,
Ms.Ella Golan

**I responded with...

"Yes Ms. Golan is this regarding my account?"

**She responded quite quickly...

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**Naturally I wanted to know if my account was secure. So I messaged back...

"Ms Golan

I would like to know that my account is secure with your institution before continuing."

**Now the info she was sending was...well... take a look at the next message.

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I waited awhile to respond to her message...
A whole month went by before I resumed talking to Ms Ella Golan of Israel

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Yesterday I received the latest news from this wonderful adventure...
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She also sent me a PDF file outlining her plot...

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Well, I just had to respond...
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