How to get a 125.000 replacement car

xinphale (36)in #funny • 6 years ago

Backgroundstory

I was on my way back from a friend at around midnight, when suddenly a crazy lady does a U-turn and hits me. So we stepped out of the cars and started doing the necessary paperwork.

She shattered my 18 inch alloys	Accident

We had an argument about the paperwork so we decided to call the police.

The first thing that the police does when they arrive at a car accident site is an alcohol test, wich is the thing that saved my butt. She was slighty enough intoxicated so I was completely payed out by the insurance while she was found 'guilty', wich saved me a lot of time and court costs to win the case.

Replacement Car

So my contract states that I have the right to get a replacement car from any Mercedes-Benz dealership untill my car is fixed again. I always wanted to drive the new S class (before I started working as a private driver), so I cooked up a plan that was worth a shot. I dressed up well, checked if my balls were big enough that day and went straight to the dealership with one goal: getting a free high end S class for a day.

At the dealership	At the dealership

I went straight to the sales division and told them I wanted to test the new S class because my C class wasn't livng up to my standards (I was very gratefull for the C class but im a greedy fucker, like most steemians). Then I told him it was for my dad, wich has no time to come to dealerships and test cars because he's always abroad (not true). He asked me how many HOURS I wanted to test the car. after my hart skipped a beat I told him: "one weak sir, my car is recked at the moment so that would fit perfectly in my schedule for when I come back to pick up my C class".

He started scratching his head and went to the manager, wich gave him a green light to give me the new S class for 4 days!!!! I almost could not surpress my smile when he gave me the car keys of a brand new S 350L with a price tag of 125.000 (because it was the Limo version). I ended up drving 800km with it in 6 days. I gave all my friends a spin and had a LOT of fun with it.

No guts, no glory, lads - Xinphale