Steemnyland Moon

I could finally enjoy my fortune. No more hodling. It had been years but I finally reached my goal. I thought I would never reach this point. I sighed deeply with relief as I looked at a Steemnyland Moon flier I kept by my work desk.

"Daughter! I can take you to Steemnyland Moon" I told my daughter who I had named daughter due to being so busy with my crypto portfolio.
"Yay daddy!" she shouted, smiling, happy and all.
And then pow! I get a call from my secretary.
"Dan Larimer's boys are on the line" my hot secretary who I have cheated on with my wife says to me.
"Dan Fucking Larimer" I say before continuing "put his boys through."
I listen attentively, nodding my head, making noises of agreement. Damn it! It is worse than I feared.

To be fair this had happened many times over the last few years. I should have seen it coming. Everytime I was satisfied with my crypto portfolio Dan Fucking Larimer would pop out some genius new superior coins for me to collect. I would have to continue hodling for this new superior breed of inverse quantum coin. I remember how foolish I was all those years ago thinking EOS would be my last cryptocurrency to add to my collection.

"Sorry daughter I can no longer take you to Steemnyland Moon" I say.
"But daddy you have millions of STML tokens"
"I have to HODL them dear. Dan Larimer is making a new system. It's sooo good. It's going to change everything! I need to start saving for my ON2 coins"
"But daddy, you say that everytime!"
"Look, if you want to go to Steemny Land Moon, get on Steemit and blog some posts!" I shout losing my temper.
My daughter looks sad as she walks off to her room.

I later read her blog post:

I wish my daddy had all the coins in the world so he could take me to Steemnyland Moon. He spends everyday hodling and we live in abject poverty despite his wealth. I haven't seen my mother since the divorce. She got all the divorce coins and now lives on the Steemstead in the Atlantic ocean... etc etc

She ended it with "please upvote so I can go to Steemny Land Moon. It was a "feel sorry for me" post. When I finished reading I immediately downvoted it to oblivion. It wasn't the kind of content I wanted to read.

I placed my computer glasses back on and read up on the sneak peak technical white paper for the ON2 coin.
"Dan Fucking Larimer" I said shaking my head while laughing my way to the bank.
He had done it again.