If you just follow these few simple tips you may be 1/10th as perfect as me some day.

#1 Don't over-wash your hair. ...
#2 Dry your hair gently; don't rub it. ...
#3 Get rid of that comb-over! ...
#4 Use an egg conditioner. ...
#5 Protect your hair from chlorine. ...
#6 Use less products on your hair. ...
#7 Use a clarifying shampoo. ...
#8 Wash, don't repeat.