Their Stupid Geek

Their Stupid Geek desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Geek desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Geek craved for a cucumber that they would often share. This seems a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Geek craved for a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Geek desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Geek needed a pen that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.