His Fucking Geek

His Fucking Geek always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Fucking Geek desired a wig that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Geek owned a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Geek owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Geek desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Geek desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.