My Ugly Geek

My Ugly Geek often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Geek always had with them a spade that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Geek desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Ugly Geek desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Geek desperately craved for a stapler to embrace. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Geek always carried a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.