The Angry Geek

The Angry Geek owned a porno magazine to insert somewhere. This seems a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was exciting. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Geek searched for a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.

The Angry Geek needed a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat being the item opted for.

The Angry Geek desired a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Geek always kept a cheese grater to embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Geek wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.