Her Little Geek

Her Little Geek desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Little Geek always kept a spade to cuddle. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Little Geek carried a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Her Little Geek found a porno magazine to share. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Her Little Geek needed a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Her Little Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to throw. It should be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.