Famous Geek

Famous Geek often carried a porno magazine that they would often throw. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Famous Geek found a stretchman that they would eat. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Famous Geek always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Famous Geek desperately wanted a can of Tango to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Geek desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Famous Geek always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.