His Retarded Geek

His Retarded Geek desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Geek desperately needed a melon to smash. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a melon being the chosen item.

His Retarded Geek needed a ball that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A ball is the item to select.

His Retarded Geek desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Retarded Geek searched for a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Geek desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.