The Troubled Geek

The Troubled Geek often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Geek owned a helmet to smash. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Troubled Geek always kept a hat that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

The Troubled Geek had a cup that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Geek found a hat that they liked to eat. It might be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

The Troubled Geek always carried a spade that they liked to share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade is the item that was chosen.