Boring Geek

Boring Geek often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Boring Geek desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Boring Geek found a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. This seems a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Boring Geek desperately desired a block of cheese to hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Boring Geek had a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Geek craved for a pen that they sometimes share. It was a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pen being the thing opted for.