The Lovely Geek

The Lovely Geek carried a helmet that they would often play with. It might be a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Geek always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Geek desperately looked for a cucumber that they would smash. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Geek wanted a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be exciting. A melon was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Geek owned a condom to try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

The Lovely Geek desperately searched for a little monkey that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was selected.