Their Boring Geek

Their Boring Geek had a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Geek often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Boring Geek often carried a pint of cider that they would embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Their Boring Geek found a bag of poop that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Geek always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Geek often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.