The Lovely Geek

The Lovely Geek desired a stapler to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Lovely Geek desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to smash. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Lovely Geek desperately craved for a bat that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Geek desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Lovely Geek looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Lovely Geek desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.