Her Exceptional Geek

Her Exceptional Geek desired a hat that they would share. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a hat would be the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Geek owned a condom that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Geek always carried a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exceptional Geek found a radiator to cuddle. This seems a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Geek desperately looked for a wig that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Her Exceptional Geek desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.