The Chinese Geek

The Chinese Geek needed a bag of poop that they liked to break. This could be considered an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Geek desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Chinese Geek always had with them a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Geek owned a computer that they would sometimes throw. It is an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Geek wanted a bat that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

The Chinese Geek found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.