A Horny Geek

A Horny Geek found a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Horny Geek desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a new action, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Horny Geek found a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Horny Geek desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Geek desperately searched for a condom that they would often hug. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Geek found a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.