His Curious Geek

His Curious Geek always kept a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Curious Geek desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Curious Geek carried a sponge to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Curious Geek craved for a bat to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

His Curious Geek desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Curious Geek searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.