His Horny Geek

His Horny Geek carried a tomato that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Horny Geek desperately wanted a tomato to play with. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

His Horny Geek desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Horny Geek desired a ball that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

His Horny Geek desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is sublime. A CD player being the chosen thing.

His Horny Geek needed a cucumber that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.