The Confused Geek

The Confused Geek always had with them a little monkey that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Confused Geek always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Geek always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Confused Geek had a bat that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Geek carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Confused Geek desperately desired a hat that they sometimes break. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.