Her Retarded Geek

Her Retarded Geek desperately needed a magic 8 ball to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Geek carried a CD player to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Geek wanted a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Geek had a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Retarded Geek looked for a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Geek desperately searched for a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.