The Grumpy Geek

The Grumpy Geek always carried a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

The Grumpy Geek always carried a can of coke that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Geek always carried a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Geek needed a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Geek looked for a set of lego that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Geek searched for a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.