A Different Geek

A Different Geek desperately needed a bat that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A bat would be the item chosen.

A Different Geek always kept a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Different Geek always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Different Geek always kept a sword that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

A Different Geek carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Different Geek desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.